How to Live with a Huge Penis by Richard Jacob
$12.99
Is bigger really better? According to this hilariously over-the-top parody self-help guide… not always.
Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on
• Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
• Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
• Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
• and much, much more
Perfect for fans of irreverent comedy, novelty gift books, and deadpan satire, How to Live with a Huge Penis works equally well as a bachelor-party gift, white-elephant surprise, stocking stuffer, or coffee-table humor book.
• Hilarious parody of self-help and motivational books
• Packed with fake advice, affirmations, meditations, and mock therapy
• Funny conversation starter and novelty coffee-table book
Give the gift of emotional support… for a (totally fictional) oversized problem.
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Bench-made in California by skilled artisans. Frames are handcrafted of kiln-dried American solid hardwood and offer a lifetime guarantee for the original owner. Seat cushions are constructed with sinuous springs and 2.5lb HR foam with high-end bonded polyester fiber wrap.
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